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clever-one-word-url:

GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP

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megancambecabreros:

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xtheoneandonly:

oww-danny:

bosscomingthru:

jas-is-legendary:

my-swag-is-ill:

strictly-steez:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I HAD TOO. I’M DEAD! lmfaooooooooahahahahahhaahha

“you were picked up from the garbage”

LMAOOO. “Thats my wife in the future mom”

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS SHIT HAD ME WEAK! She kept calling him “cabron” LMFAOOOOOOOOO! 

LMFAOOO i can’t 

nigga said “you wanna know what paper i get ? LOOSELEAF PAPER !” lmfao

how long was this damn car ride tho. and why did he have those wigs ?!

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damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

my grandma is 82

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castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

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